Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_ajpo From: ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP (Adric of Alzarius) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1962@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 12:40:57 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1962 Posted: Fri Feb 21 12:40:57 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 07:40:40 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <8700235@uiucdcsb> <618@sigma.UUCP> Organization: TARDIS Repairs, Inc. Lines: 21 > >>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? > >>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... > >>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > >>>>>>How did you derive that line? > >>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... > >>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. > >>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! > >>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? > >Strikes a chord, doesn't it? > Yeah. To the root... Is that square or cube? -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Remember, nothing in this world is real." -- James St.Clair ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Joseph P. Ogulin UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AJPO@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_ajpo P99I1798@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_ajpo@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_ajpo%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU