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Subject: The farmer's query
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Date: Thu, 20-Feb-86 20:37:07 EST
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	History:  In Montana they tell North Dakotan jokes as opposed to
		  Polack jokes.  Soooooooooooooooo, this joke may be
		  offensive to North Dakotans.



Farmer Dell was driving down the road to town one Saturday.  He noticed that
his neighbor, Farmer Bob, had a TV antenna on the outhouse at the front of 
his property.  Being the curious type, Farmer Dell goes up to the house 
to inquire about this.

"Say, Bob," asked Farmer Dell.  "Why in tarnashun do ya have a TV antenna 
on yer outhouse?"

"Well," replied Farmer Bob, "I rented it out to a coupla GI's."

"Huh!" replied Farmer Dell. "Now, don't that beat all!"

The next Saturday, Farmer Dell was again going to town.  He noticed that now
there were two TV antenna on the outhouse.  He again went up to Farmer Bob's 
house to inquire.

"Say, Bob," he asked.  "Why do ya have two TV antennas on yer outhouse?  Did
the GI's have a fight or somethin'?"

"No, Dell," Farmer Bob replied.  "I rented the basement to two North Dakotans."

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Disclaimer:  I don't even know any North Dakotans, so I can neither confirm nor
	     deny this joke.
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"How did he know that was going to happen?"
"It was just an inspired guess."

With the usual mixed drinks,
Cary DiWhay