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From: jmd@mhuxl.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Confession/Buddy Hackett
Message-ID: <578@mhuxl.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 09:58:11 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 21 09:58:11 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 08:03:14 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Reading, PA
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I heard Buddy Hackett tell the following jokes on his HBO special last night:

These two kids about 12 or 13 go to confession.  The first one goes into
the confessional and admits having sex with a girl.  The priest says, "It
wasn't Carmen Angelozi was it"?  The kid says "No father, it wasn't".  The
priest says, "It wasn't Angela Fetucini was it"?  The kid replies, "No
father, it wasn't".  The priest then says, "It wasn't Maria Carmella was it"?
The kid once again says, "No father it wasn't".  The priest then says, "Well,
for your pennance say 50 Hail Mary's and leave half your allowance in the
offering for 2 weeks".  When the kid leaves the confessional his friend asks
him how it went to which he replies, "not bad and I got 3 leads".

This other guy walks into confession and admits to the priest that he had 
engaged in oral sex.  The priest being quite new at this confession business 
tells the man he doesn' know what type of pennance to give him for his sin 
so he'll call the Holiness in Rome and ask him.  The priest calls the Holiness
and asks what he normally gives for a blow job to which the Holiness replies,
"40,000 lyra"!

					Joe Dakes
					AT&T Bell Labs
					Reading, PA
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