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From: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: New Twist
Message-ID: <1191@oddjob.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 12:04:15 EST
Article-I.D.: oddjob.1191
Posted: Fri Feb 21 12:04:15 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 08:23:39 EST
References: <9900413@uiucdcs> <656@rti-sel.UUCP> <280@agrigene.UUCP> <171@bsdpkh.UUCP>
Reply-To: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Organization: U. Chicago, Astronomy & Astrophysics
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In article <171@bsdpkh.UUCP> latham@bsdpkh.UUCP (Ken Latham) writes:
>> > Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey 
>> > Along came a spider and sat down beside and she knocked the hell out
>> > of him with a spoon.
>> 
>>  Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey 
>>  Along came a spider and crawled up inside her
>>  and ate her ovaries away.
>
>Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey 
>Along came a spider and sat down beside her,
>and said "What's in the bowl bitch?"

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
With her force-field around her
The spider, the bounder,
Is not in the picture today.

	-The Space Child's Mother Goose