Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_ampm From: ins_ampm@jhunix.UUCP (Michael P McKenna) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1964@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 15:08:19 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1964 Posted: Fri Feb 21 15:08:19 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 21:11:41 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <8700235@uiucdcsb> <618@sigma.UUCP> <1962@jhunix.UUCP> Reply-To: ins_ampm@jhunix.ARPA (Michael P McKenna) Distribution: net Organization: Johns Hopkins Univ. Computing Ctr. Lines: 21 In article <1962@jhunix.UUCP> ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP (Adric of Alzarius) writes: >> >>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >> >>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >> >>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >> >>>>>>How did you derive that line? >> >>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >> >>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >> >>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >> >>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >> >Strikes a chord, doesn't it? >> Yeah. To the root... >Is that square or cube? Well it's clear that these iterated puns have once more brought out the standard deviants, however I suppose that it's just somebody's idea of plush humor. (if you don't get the last half don't worry it's rather more advanced than wimpy calculus puns) Dwight S. Wilson "I am not a number, I am a free man!" "Oh stop being irrational."