Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watdragon.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!bellcore!ulysses!burl!clyde!watmath!watnot!watdragon!cjsgro From: cjsgro@watdragon.UUCP (Carlo Sgro) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Good News/Bad News Message-ID: <424@watdragon.UUCP> Date: Sat, 22-Feb-86 12:54:54 EST Article-I.D.: watdrago.424 Posted: Sat Feb 22 12:54:54 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 21:28:51 EST Reply-To: cjsgro@watdragon.UUCP (Carlo Sgro) Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 28 Keywords: baseball, heaven, good news, bad news Two baseball players made a deal with each other that, whoever died first would return to earth a week later and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. After a while, the inevitable happened and one of them passed away. After a week, the living one heard a voice coming from his ball glove. "Joe, Joe," it said. "It's me, Bill. I'm back from heaven." Joe said, "So tell me, Bill, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well, Joe, I have some good news and bad news ... The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is ... you're the starting pitcher on Friday." -- Carlo Sgro ...![ihnp4||decvax||allegra||clyde||utzoo]!watmath!watdragon!cjsgro "ihnp4 Express: Overnight to the USA or you don't pay!"