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From: entropy@fluke.UUCP (Terrence J. Mason)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: domicile
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Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 14:09:05 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 21 14:09:05 1986
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*** Hey line eater...Don't eat yellow words! ***

I had a mystical experience last night.  After polishing off the
anchovie and Heineken death threat that I sometimes receive from a
local vendor (they deliver), I retired to what I had hoped would be
a peaceful journey through the red and violet colored foothills of
dream land.  Imagine my dismay when my expectations of restful imagery
were met instead with the grisly image of a traveller, hideously disfigured
and wandering the four corners of my sleepworld.  He seemed to be truly
possessed, driven by some unseen knowledge in his quest for....something.
That something turned out to be me!  My foggy brain realized that I was
in for a confrontation and I searched desperately for some escape from
this vision, only to be discovered and relentlessly pursued by my ghastly
tormentor.  After what seemed an eternity of flight from this apparition I
was cornered and he began to speak, to release himself from the knowledge
that had so driven him.  He said to me,

"GOD is not dead!  He is living in Cleveland and only wishes he were dead."
-- 
terrymason
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