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From: jeanette@randvax.UUCP (Jeanette Haritan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
Message-ID: <49@randvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 14:00:14 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 21 14:00:14 1986
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Reply-To: jeanette@rand-unix.UUCP (Jeanette Haritan)
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>How about this people?  Everyone knows why the chicken crossed the
>road, right?  Well think about this: _Why_ did she want to get to the
>other side?
>
>	Because she was a cluck.
>	Because there was a "chicken restaurant" on the other side,
>		and she was hungry.
>	[Make up your own answer.]
>
>A little bit of this stuff goes a long way.
>-- 
>
> /''`\						Andre Guirard
>([]-[])						High Weasel
> \ x /	   speak no evil			ihnp4!mmm!cipher
>  `-'


Why did the turkey cross the road?!


Because he didn't want anyone to think he was chicken.


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