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From: johnm@techsup
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: dirty(?) limericks
Message-ID: <-117360@techsup>
Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 11:07:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 21 11:07:00 1986
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Nf-From: techsup!johnm    Feb 21 10:07:00 1986


                     there was a young monk from dundee
                     who hung a nun's c__t on a tree
                     he grabbed her fair a__
                     and performed a high mass
                     that even the pope came to see.

                            



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                      while out on a picnic,Mcfee  
                      was stung on the b__ls by a bee
                      he made oodles of money
                      by oozing pure honey
                      every time ha attempted to pee.




                       
                       there was a young bartender named link
                       who possessed a very tart dink.
                       to sweeten it some
                       he steeped it in rum,
                       and he's driven the ladies to drink.     
stay  tuned................