Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!bellcore!petrus!scherzo!allegra!princeton!astrovax!sjuvax!coyle From: coyle@sjuvax.UUCP (J. Coyle) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <2821@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 22-Feb-86 10:41:50 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2821 Posted: Sat Feb 22 10:41:50 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Feb-86 06:21:12 EST References: <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <244@imagen.UUCP> <2413@sdcc6.UUCP> <262@imagen.UUCP> <1886@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA. Lines: 11 > > > >>>> What was the first math lesson? > > > >>>> God told Adam to multiply... > > > >>> If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > > > >> How did you derive that line? > > > > By indifferentiation. > > > Prove it. > > ^^^^^ ^^ > > Proof by indifferentiation: I couldn't care less. Q.E.D. -- J.J. > Are you sure that's not proof by inequality? To me, all these proofs are trivial!!