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Subject: Shuttle jokes *OFFENSIVE to those offended by shuttle jokes* No ROT13..
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Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 09:58:05 EST
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***** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH LIQUID HYDROGEN *****


	This is a collection of Shuttle jokes compiled from a variety of
sources.  A couple I made up and the rest I stole.  If any of 'em are yours,
thanks.
	For those of you who think I'm sick and you don't want to hear these and
they aren't funny and how dare me and I'm infringing on your disk *space* and I
use too many ands and you want to *flame* me and I *burn* you up and you just
want to *blow up* over these...well, tough sh*t, I have to "n" through all your
worthless comments which aren't even jokes in the first place.  Eventually I
find one or two good yuks in the bunch.  This is for those of you with enough of
a sense of humor or the presence of mind to skip over this instead of allowing
your morbid curiosity to overtake you in order to give you something to bitch
about.. My ROT13 file is on the blink until I figure out this new v4 system...




















 What does N.A.S.A. stand for?
 
 Need Another Seven Astronauts.
 		*
 Hear the weather in Florida?

 Cloudy, with widely scattered shuttles.
		*
 How is a Walrus like NASA?

 They're both looking for a tight seal.
                *
 Did you hear where Christa intended to go on her honeymoon?

 All over Florida.
		*
 What do you call the first teacher in space?

 History.
		*
 Did you hear that Christa was to do a spot for the U.S Forestry Service?

 "Learn not to burn"
		*
 What color were Dick's eyes?

 Blew.
		*
 There's another Shuttle going up...

 But this time they'll be a substitute teacher.
		*
 Christa's son was really upset during the liftoff

 But it was his mom that went to pieces.
		*
 What was the last thing to go through Christa's mind?

 A heat tile.
		*
 What were her last words?

 "hey, what's this button for?"
	  -or-
 "NO! a BUD light!"
		*
 Christa was a very level-headed teacher...

 This was the first time she ever blew up in front of her class.


 -I warned ya