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From: ssimpson@trwrba.UUCP (Scott W. Simpson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Must Read for Lawyers
Message-ID: <1852@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 22-Feb-86 23:06:07 EST
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Posted: Sat Feb 22 23:06:07 1986
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Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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<I was a teenage Muslim fundamentalist>

	A lawyer went fishing on a boat on the ocean one day with a bunch
of friends.  As the fishing continued, the boat drifted into a school
of man-eating sharks and the lawyer accidently fell overboard.  However,
instead of immediately devouring the new morsel, the sharks began pushing
the lawyer towards the boat.  As he reached the boat one of his shocked
friends pulled him aboard and queried "That's the most unusual thing
I have ever seen.  Why didn't the sharks eat you?".  The lawyer replied,
"Sharks do not eat their own kind."