Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!columbia!garfield!agw From: agw@garfield.columbia.edu (Art Werschulz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Must Read for Lawyers Message-ID: <1400@garfield.columbia.edu> Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 09:58:22 EST Article-I.D.: garfield.1400 Posted: Mon Feb 24 09:58:22 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Feb-86 20:02:18 EST References: <1852@trwrba.UUCP> Organization: Columbia University CS Department Lines: 44 Summary: New punch line In article <1852@trwrba.UUCP>, ssimpson@trwrba.UUCP (Scott W. Simpson) writes: > > > A lawyer went fishing on a boat on the ocean one day with a bunch > of friends. As the fishing continued, the boat drifted into a school > of man-eating sharks and the lawyer accidently fell overboard. However, > instead of immediately devouring the new morsel, the sharks began pushing > the lawyer towards the boat. As he reached the boat one of his shocked > friends pulled him aboard and queried "That's the most unusual thing > I have ever seen. Why didn't the sharks eat you?". The lawyer replied, > "Sharks do not eat their own kind." New punch line: "Professional courtesy." Art Werschulz ARPAnet: werschulz@columbia werschulz@cs.columbia.edu --both of which forward to agw@lexington.columbia.edu, which most people can't seem to be able to reach USEnet: ... seismo!columbia!lexington!agw (I think...) ATTnet: Columbia University (212) 280-3610 280-2736 Fordham University (212) 841-5323 841-5396-- Art Werschulz ARPAnet: werschulz@columbia werschulz@cs.columbia.edu --both of which forward to agw@lexington.columbia.edu, which most people can't seem to be able to reach USEnet: ... seismo!columbia!lexington!agw (I think...) ATTnet: Columbia University (212) 280-3610 280-2736 Fordham University (212) 841-5323 841-5396