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From: libes@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Don Libes)
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Subject: Offensive to Post Office Employees, as if I give a ...
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Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 11:07:24 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 24 11:07:24 1986
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A friend of mine who works in the P.O. told me this:

These two guys are working in the back of the post office, hand
sorting mail that has no zip codes into the appropriate bins.

The first guy is a really hip and funky dude, and while it's his
first day on the job, he is really getting into it, popping in
letters behind his back, between his legs and over his head.  (This
joke is very effective if you do some breakdancing here while
telling it.)  The second guy who is more your typical civil servant
(a retarded slow-moving zombie, in other words), starts to take
notice of his coworker's antics and wild dancing about, and he
decides that his supervisor ought to catch this guy's act.

Well, the supervisor comes over and stands there watching the guy
for awhile and finally says, "Wow, you're doing a great job there,
buddy, and I can't believe how fast you're sorting those letters!"

The guy continues to gyrate and sail the letters into the different
bins as he says, "You think this is good?  Just wait till I learn
how to read!"

Don "civil servant" Libes	{seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!libes