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From: ins_bbdg@jhunix.UUCP (James T. Kirk)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Chastity belt jokes
Message-ID: <1988@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 11:15:12 EST
Article-I.D.: jhunix.1988
Posted: Mon Feb 24 11:15:12 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Feb-86 20:26:22 EST
References: <211@ulowell.UUCP>
Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers
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********Replace this line with your favorite Star Trek Redshirt********

> One day, the aged magician Merlin brought Arthur into his workshop to see
> his latest invention.
> 
> "It is a chastity belt, your highness"
> 
> Arthur was not amused. "Are you mad, Merlin? That belt has a hole in it the
> size of my arm!"
> 
> Merlin only smiled, and picked up a large carrot off the table. As he
> started to insert it into the hole, a razor-sharp blade VSSHED out, slicing
> off the it's top.
> 
> "Wonderful, Merlin! Now I can go to battle in complete security!" And so he
> did.
> 
> After returning from battle, Arthur called together all of his knights for
> an inspection, and told them all to drop their pants. As he walked up and
> down the line, he saw that all of them had seriously slashed and bloodied
> penis caps--all except Launcelot.
> 
> Impressed, Arthur brought Launcelot to the front of the room, and spoke to
> his knights. "Of you all," he told them. "Only Launcelot was able to resist
> temptation. Launcelot! Tell us how you resisted!"
> 
> Launcelot stood before the crowd. "Thh mnd thve blhnn!"
> 
I heard a different punch line:
  Launcelot stood before the crowd, but was speechless.
-- 
Lad, you're gonna need somethin' ta wash thaet down with.  Y'ever try any
Saurian Brandy?

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