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From: sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to ugly people
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Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 12:37:53 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 24 12:37:53 1986
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A man once lost an eye in some sort of freakish accident.  Not
having sufficient funds to purchase a glass eye, he crudely
constructed a wooden eye to fill in his eye socket.  Shortly
thereafter, he became increasingly self-conscious about his
physical appearance -- so much, in fact, that he curtailed all
unnecessary social activity and became sort of a loner.  

After years of living in seclusion, he no longer could bear the
lonliness.  Seeing a poster advertising a local dance, the man
decided to attend, in hopes of meeting a kind woman who would love
him and would not be concerned with his wooden eye.  At the dance,
he noticed a homely woman standing by herself in the corner of the
room.  He thought to himself that this was the woman for him.  How
could she not like his looks?  She wasn't so hot herself!

Timidly, he approached her and asked if she would like to dance.
She practically squealed with delight, "Oh, wouldn't I, wouldn I?
He screamed back in her face, "Hair lip!  Hair lip!"


-- 
Q. What's worse than "raining cats and dogs"?
A. Hailing taxi cabs.

Jeff Sauder     {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!sauder