Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_ajpo From: ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP (Adric of Alzarius) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1995@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Feb-86 00:24:22 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1995 Posted: Tue Feb 25 00:24:22 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Feb-86 20:53:48 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: TARDIS Repairs, Inc. Lines: 21 >>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>These lousy jokes keep adding up.....and I fear this may be the worst case!! >This seems to be forming an infinte series. Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles... -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Me, not allowed??? I'm allowed everywhere!" -- The Doctor ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Joseph P. Ogulin UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AJPO@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_ajpo P99I1798@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_ajpo@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_ajpo%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU