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From: msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader)
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Subject: Re: Political Quote of the Month
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Date: Thu, 27-Feb-86 14:26:12 EST
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I heard this at nth-hand (n>3), so I hope it isn't from a broadcast
medium where you've all heard it...

Ronald Reagan, Mikhail Gorbachev, and Ferdinand Marcos are on an
airplane, which suffers total engine failure.  There is only one
parachute for the three of them.

Reagan says:  "I am the President of the United States.  If I am killed,
the entire free world will mourn for me.  I should have the parachute."

Gorbachev says:  "Who cares about the capitalists?  I am I killed, the
entire communist world will mourn for me.  I should have the parachute."

And Marcos says:  "Why don't we vote on it?"

Posted by Mark Brader
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