Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site ihnp1.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!ihnp1!pwyc From: pwyc@ihnp1.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: erudite pun Message-ID: <402@ihnp1.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Feb-86 19:19:31 EST Article-I.D.: ihnp1.402 Posted: Tue Feb 25 19:19:31 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Feb-86 05:38:38 EST References: <1915@jhunix.UUCP> <9900423@uiucdcs> Organization: belle lavatories Lines: 16 > > afternoon drinks at a local sidewalk cafe. Engaged in typical > > afternoon oration, they eventually noticed three young ladies of the > > evening sashay down the sidewalk. One gentleman said to his two > > companions, "Gentlemen, how might we best describe this situation > > we observe transpiring"? > > A second gentleman was quick to repsond, "Clearly, this situation > > can be described as an anthology of prose". > > "No", exclaimed the third, "I do not think you have adequately perceived > > the finer details, this is obviously a trey of tarts". > > At which point the original inquisitor retorted, "I am afraid you both > > have failed to comprehend the quintessential attributes, what we are > > observing is undoubtedly an essay of trollops". > How about a pride of loins? an essay of trollops? nay, methinks, a dollop of asses is them.