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From: reed@glacier.ARPA (Michael Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Marcos
Message-ID: <4577@glacier.ARPA>
Date: Tue, 25-Feb-86 13:38:25 EST
Article-I.D.: glacier.4577
Posted: Tue Feb 25 13:38:25 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 28-Feb-86 06:44:34 EST
Organization: Stanford University, IC Laboratory
Lines: 9
Keywords: airplane

Airplane on fire.  One parachute. Passengers: pope, Reagan, Marcos.

Pope:  "I'm the leader of the largest religion in the world, so I
        should have the parachute."	

Reagan: "I'm the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, so
         I should have the parachute."

Marcos: "Let's take a vote . . ."