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From: jim@sivax.UUCP (Jim Bauman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: "mommy, mommy" jokes
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Date: Tue, 25-Feb-86 10:05:15 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 25 10:05:15 1986
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	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't WANT to visit grandpa!"
	SHUTUP AND KEEP DIGGING!

	"Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy running around out in that field?"
	SHUTUP AND RELOAD!

	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like walking around in circles!"
	SHUTUP OR I'LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR!

	"Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti!"
	SHUTUP OR I'LL TEAR THE VEINS OUT OF YOUR OTHER ARM!


	NEWS FLASH: 2,543,788 Virgin Females (18-32) in L.A. County

	Now, if the length of the average vagina is 8.3 inches, that
	means that in L.A. County, there are over 333.23 miles (yup,
	MILES) of unused pussy in L.A!!!! (and I've got 245  to go!)