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From: williams@MERLIN.BERKELEY.EDU (Christopher Williams)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: aggie joke
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Date: Wed, 26-Feb-86 17:17:39 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 26 17:17:39 1986
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I don't think I've done something dumb like post this already...

A guy is sitting in a bar with a friend, telling progressively more
insulting Aggie jokes.  Soon a rather large individual walks up to
him and says, "Excuse me, but I happen to be a graduate of Texas A&M,
and I would appreciate it if you would stop telling those jokes."
Our guy is rather startled, but agrees to cool it.

However, after a couple more beers take the adrenelin out of his system,
he starts in with the Aggie jokes again.  The rather large individual
comes up to him and says, "Look, I asked you to stop telling those jokes,
and now I'm going to have to ask you to step outside."  Our guy says, "I'm
sorry, I'll really stop this time."  The Aggie says, "no, I asked you once
politely, now we'll have to go outside and settle this."  Not seeing that
he has much choice, our guy follows the Aggie outside into a particularly
dark alley.  The Aggie turns around and pulls out a razor.  Our guy figures
he's going to buy the farm right there, except the Aggie can't find a
place to plug it in.

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(Having done my duty of posting a joke, can someone give a poor ignoramous
an explanation for "288"?  Preferably in 10 words or less, without
invective.  Mucho Grassy Ass.)
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