Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site man.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!ncr-sd!man!rgale From: rgale@man.UUCP (Ryan Gale) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Must Read for Lawyers Message-ID: <135@man.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Feb-86 01:58:26 EST Article-I.D.: man.135 Posted: Wed Feb 26 01:58:26 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Feb-86 22:09:25 EST References: <1852@trwrba.UUCP> Organization: Pacific Century Group Security Pacific Corp. Lines: 13 Summary: punchline variation > A lawyer went fishing on a boat on the ocean one day with a bunch > of friends. As the fishing continued, the boat drifted into a school > of man-eating sharks and the lawyer accidently fell overboard. However, > instead of immediately devouring the new morsel, the sharks began pushing > the lawyer towards the boat. As he reached the boat one of his shocked > friends pulled him aboard and queried "That's the most unusual thing > I have ever seen. Why didn't the sharks eat you?". The lawyer replied, "Professional courtesy." -- Ryan Gale {ihnp4, akgua, decvax} !sdcsvax!man!rgale