Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site oucs.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!oucs!joe
From: joe@oucs.UUCP (Joseph Judge)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: "mommy, mommy" jokes
Message-ID: <114@oucs.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 27-Feb-86 15:47:20 EST
Article-I.D.: oucs.114
Posted: Thu Feb 27 15:47:20 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 28-Feb-86 22:43:31 EST
References: <213@sivax.UUCP>
Distribution: net
Organization: Ohio University, Athens
Lines: 29

> 
> 	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't WANT to visit grandpa!"
> 	SHUTUP AND KEEP DIGGING!
> 
> 	"Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy running around out in that field?"
> 	SHUTUP AND RELOAD!
> 
> 	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like walking around in circles!"
> 	SHUTUP OR I'LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR!
> 
> 	"Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti!"
> 	SHUTUP OR I'LL TEAR THE VEINS OUT OF YOUR OTHER ARM!
> 
	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Africa!"
	SHUTUP AND PUT YOUR OTHER FOOT IN THE CARE PACKAGE!

	"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"
	QUICK GET THE MARSHMELLOWS!

That's sick!
That's not sick. Sick is when you go to kiss your grandfather goodnight
and he slips you the tongue!

-- 
Joseph Judge
414 Morton Hall
Ohio University
Athens, Ohio 45701
{amc1,bgsuvax,cbdkc1,cbosgd,cuuxb,osu-eddie}!oucs!joe