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From: tim@oucs.UUCP (Tim Thompson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: "mommy, mommy" jokes
Message-ID: <115@oucs.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 27-Feb-86 16:40:05 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 27 16:40:05 1986
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> 	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't WANT to visit grandpa!"
> 	SHUTUP AND KEEP DIGGING!
> 
> 	"Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy running around out in that field?"
> 	SHUTUP AND RELOAD!
> 
> 	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like walking around in circles!"
> 	SHUTUP OR I'LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR!
> 
> 	"Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti!"
> 	SHUTUP OR I'LL TEAR THE VEINS OUT OF YOUR OTHER ARM!
> 
>	
>	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Africa!"
>	SHUTUP AND PUT YOUR OTHER FOOT IN THE CARE PACKAGE!
>
>	"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"
>	QUICK GET THE MARSHMELLOWS!

"Mommy, Mommy! What happened to the scabs on you arms?"
SHUTUP AND EAT YOUR CORNFLAKES!

"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Europe for vacation!"
SHUTUP AND KEEP SWIMMING!

"Mommy, Mommy! Can we play in the sandbox?"
NOT UNTIL WE FIND A BETTER PLACE TO BURY YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
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Tim Thompson  414 Morton Hall  Ohio University  Athens, Ohio  45701

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Disclaimer: If the University finds out what I'm doing, they probably
            couldn't care less.
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