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From: ins_atty@jhunix.UUCP (Berserker Bob)
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Subject: Interesting poem I found...
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Date: Thu, 27-Feb-86 13:56:52 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 27 13:56:52 1986
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I found this poem the other day and thought others might find the same humour
in it that I did:


		Double Crossed by the Double Standard

			by Dollie Cole


A businessman is aggressive;  a businesswoman is pushy.
A well-dressed businessman is fashionable; a businesswoman is a clotheshorse.
He loses his temper because he's so involved with his job; she's bitchy.
He gets depressed from work pressures; SHE GETS DEPRESSED!
He's a man of the world; she's been around.
He's confident; she's conceited.
He drinks because of excessive work pressure; she's a lush.
He's a stern taskmaster; she's impossible to work for.
He's enthusiastic; she's emotional.


Cute,eh?

-- 

Ted Ying

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