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From: sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mommy, Mommy jokes.  Read them if you dare.
Message-ID: <166@nbs-amrf.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Feb-86 10:31:36 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 25 10:31:36 1986
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I have been reading the net on and off for the past year and have
yet to notice any mommy mommy jokes.  Realizing, of course, that I
am about to open Pandora's box, let me say right now that I do not
apoligize for any of these jokes, no matter how cruel and/or
offensive they may be.  You may not like mommy mommy jokes, but
they're better than 90% of what goes through net.jokes.

Mommy, mommy, can I like the bowl?
Too late, kid, I already flushed it.

Mommy, mommy, I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up, kid, and eat what's on your plate.

Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup.
Shut up, kid, and eat it before it clots.

Mommy, mommy, I keep going in circles.
Quiet, you little brat, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Mommy, mommy, where's Ethiopia?
Shut up, kid, and get inside the care package.

Mommy, mommy, these potato chips are stale.
Have some respect, kid.  It took me a long time to peel those scabs
off.

Mommy, mommy, why is daddy running?
Shut up, kid, and hand me another box of shotgun shells.

Mommy, mommy, Billy threw up!
So what?
Jimmy's getting all the big pieces!

Mommy, mommy, where's England?
Shut up and start rowing!
-- 
Let's create net.jokes.funny!

Jeff Sauder     {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!sauder