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From: ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP (Adric of Alzarius)
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Subject: Re: Offensive to chicken lovers, but not those who love children.
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Date: Wed, 26-Feb-86 14:09:24 EST
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> so...                Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
>                      A. Because it was stapled to a punk-rocker.
 I heard that one this way:

Q: Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?
A: Because he was stapled to a chicken...

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