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From: awr@panda.UUCP (Andrew W. Rogers)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Mommy, Mommy jokes.  Read them if you dare.
Message-ID: <1445@panda.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 27-Feb-86 08:35:33 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 27 08:35:33 1986
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References: <166@nbs-amrf.UUCP>
Reply-To: awr@panda.UUCP (Andrew W. Rogers)
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In article <166@nbs-amrf.UUCP> sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder) writes:
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>I have been reading the net on and off for the past year and have
>yet to notice any mommy mommy jokes.  Realizing, of course, that I
>am about to open Pandora's box...

You said it!

Mommy, mommy, can I go out and play?
Shut up, drink your beer, and deal!

Mommy, mommy, how far is it to Edgartown?
Shut up, Teddy, and keep swimming!

AWR