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From: megabyte@chinet.UUCP (Mark E. Sunderlin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a New Joke
Message-ID: <373@chinet.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 27-Feb-86 13:34:26 EST
Article-I.D.: chinet.373
Posted: Thu Feb 27 13:34:26 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 1-Mar-86 02:59:37 EST
Reply-To: megabyte@chinet.UUCP (Mark E. Sunderlin)
Organization: chi-net, Public Access UN*X, Chicago IL
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Summary: May be offensive to blacks,minors, & Mr. Ripley

I heard this this morning on the Washington Radio station
WWDC:  Mr. Ripley of Believe it or not fame walked in the
bathroom the other day when what did he see? He saw the Darkest
black skinned human being he had ever seen. BUT!! What was really
amazing was that this man's "manly hydrolics" were white
as the driven snow.  Ripley said"My God, man! I can make you a
fortune!! Come with me and be on my show!"
The man replied "What fortune? Whadda you mean"
Ripley "Just look at .. at yourself. I mean you coloration!"
Man "What, this? Hey buddy, I'm just a coal miner and this is the
first day of my honeymoon!!!!!!"

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	(2) ihnp4!chinet!megabyte			aka Dr. Megabyte
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