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From: wjjordan@watdragon.UUCP (W. Jim Jordan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Automobile Limerick (clean!)
Message-ID: <481@watdragon.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 28-Feb-86 14:08:19 EST
Article-I.D.: watdrago.481
Posted: Fri Feb 28 14:08:19 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 1-Mar-86 03:54:50 EST
References: <53100176@trsvax>
Reply-To: wjjordan@watdragon.UUCP (W. Jim Jordan)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Summary: 

In article <53100176@trsvax> gm@trsvax writes:
>I knew 911 Turbo's were fast, but I didn't know they could crack lightspeed.
>(BTW, it was red. This may have been from the Doppler shift.)

This limerick from an old Omni (I don't read it; someone told me about it)
seems to fit:

	A young race car driver named Breen
	Had the fastest machine on the scene
	With no cops in sight
	He'd go fast as light
	And blue-shift the red lights to green.

							jim

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