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From: awr@panda.UUCP (Andrew W. Rogers)
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Subject: Re: Interesting poem I found...
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Date: Fri, 28-Feb-86 08:23:50 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 28 08:23:50 1986
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In article <2026@jhunix.UUCP> ins_atty@jhunix.UUCP (Berserker Bob) writes:
>I found this poem the other day and thought others might find the same humour
>in it that I did:
>
>		Double Crossed by the Double Standard
>
>			by Dollie Cole
>
>A businessman is aggressive;  a businesswoman is pushy.
>A well-dressed businessman is fashionable; a businesswoman is a clotheshorse...

Sounds a lot like "Life From The Broadside", in MAD #135 (June '70):

He's such an attentive husband; she's such a possessive female.
He certainly has a way with the ladies; she just throws herself at men.
He's always up on all the latest news; she's nothing but a vicious gossip.
He's a take-charge guy; she's a domineering old bag.
He's a gay bachelor; she's a old maid.
He's always quick with a good-natured gag; she's such a spiteful, malicious
  cat.
What a Don Juan - he hops from one girl to another; what a tramp - she goes
  with anything in pants.
He's got nerves of steel; she's a crazy woman driver.
He's sort of rugged looking; she's so ugly.

AWR