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From: tif@gamma.UUCP (Barbara Charles)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: new joke
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Date: Fri, 28-Feb-86 13:57:46 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 28 13:57:46 1986
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Father is an easygoing man who loves children and animals, and has never
been able to discipline either.  When the most recent in a series of badly
behaved family dogs died, Mother insisted our new puppy would have to go to
obedience school.

On the third day of class, Dad and Mitzi returned early.  Sheeplishly Dad
handed Mother a note from the instructor: "Please send Mitzi back with
someone else."