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From: matt@abic.UUCP (Matt Farrell)
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Subject: JAP Jokes, non rotated
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Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 12:46:42 EST
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Several JAP jokes I've heard over the years.

Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a bowl of Jell-O ?
A: Jell-O shakes when you eat it.

Q: For a JAP, what is the most difficult part of having a colostomy ?
A: Finding shoes to match the bag.

Q: What is a JAP's favorite sexual position ?
A: Facing Bloomingdale's.

Q: Why do JAPs only screw circumcized men ?
A: They like everything at 20% off.

						-Matt Farrell