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From: kaplow@crvax1.DEC (Reach for the Stars)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Marcos and Chicago
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Date: Fri, 28-Feb-86 12:53:26 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 28 12:53:26 1986
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    >Airplane on fire.  One parachute. Passengers: pope, Reagan, Marcos.
    > 
    >Pope:  "I'm the leader of the largest religion in the world, so I
    >        should have the parachute."	
    > 
    >Reagan: "I'm the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, so
    >         I should have the parachute."
    > 
    >Marcos: "Let's take a vote . . ."

    The original version I heard more than 10 years ago was set in Chicago, 
    and had the Pope, the President, and then Mayor Daley. Daley won 6-2.

	***

    Marcos will soon move to Chicago, where he intends to join the 
    Democratic Machine, and run for Mayor.

	***

    A lifelong Democrat expressed in her will that she wanted to be burried 
    in Chicago, so she could remain active in party politics.


    		Bob Kaplow 
    		Digital Equipment Corp. 
    		Arlington Heights, IL 

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