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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: "mommy, mommy" jokes
Message-ID: <818@cylixd.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 28-Feb-86 13:34:43 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 28 13:34:43 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 1-Mar-86 23:12:20 EST
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In article <213@sivax.UUCP> jim@sivax.UUCP (Jim Bauman) writes:
>
>	"Mommy, Mommy! I don't WANT to visit grandpa!"
>	SHUTUP AND KEEP DIGGING!... (and more)


If someone doesn't hurry and post the canonical list of sick jokes,
we're going to have a lot more old mommy, mommy jokes posted. Like:

"Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is the way to make pizza?"
"Shut up and get back into the oven."

		and

"Mommy, Mommy I hate my sister's guts."
"You'll eat what's put before you."


Then there's my favourite old sick joke:

"Finally stopped Grandma from sliding down the bannister."
"How'd you do that?"
"Wrapped barbed wire around it."
"Guess that stopped her, huh?"
"Not yet, but it sure slows her down."

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Dave Kirby    ( ...!ihnp4!akgua!cylixd!dave)
"Junior, are you urinating in the goldfish bowl again?"
"No, but I'm coming closer with each try."
--- Sorry, just can't quit.