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From: stevew@hp-sdd.UUCP (Steve Weinburg)
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Subject: Buddy Hackett jokeSubject: Buddy Hackett joke
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Date: Wed, 26-Feb-86 19:22:24 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 26 19:22:24 1986
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Perhaps the best joke from Buddy Hackett's newest HBO special:

N zna naq uvf svnaprr ivfvg n qbpgbe gb qvfphff gur cbffvovyvgl bs 
yratguravat uvf zrzore.  Gur qbpgbe gryyf gurz bs inevbhf zbqrea zrgubqf,
gur orfg naq zbfg rkcrafvir bs juvpu vf gb tensg gur gehax bs n srgny
ryrcunag bagb jung'f nyernql gurer.   

"Vg ybbxf cerggl fvzvyne naq, bapr jr fcyvpr gur areir raqvatf, vg jvyy
shapgvba naq srry whfg yvxr gur erny guvat," fnlf gur qbpgbe.  Fb gur
pbhcyr nterrf gb gur cebprqher.

Frireny jrrxf tb ol naq gur jbzna orpbzrf dhvgr nggnpurq gb gur arj betna.
Fur whfg pna'g xrrc ure unaqf bss.  Bar avtug, juvyr rngvat qvaare ng ure
cneragf' ubhfr fur ernpurf bire naq hamvcf gur zna'f syl.  Fur ortvaf gb
znffntr gur zrzore.  

Nf ure zbgure frgf qbja gur znva pbhefr, gur gehax evfrf bire gur rqtr bs
gur gnoyr, tenof n onxrq cbgngb, naq ergenpgf.  Obgu gur zna naq uvf svnaprr
ner dhvgr rzonenffrq naq gur jbzna'f zbgure vf fubpxrq.  "V'z abg ernyyl
fher jung V whfg fnj.  Pbhyq lbh qb gung ntnva?"

"V pbhyq gel," ercyvrq gur zna, "ohg V qba'g xabj vs gurer'f ebbz sbe nabgure
onxrq cbgngb hc zl nff."