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From: holloway@drivax.UUCP (Bruce Holloway)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Help!
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Date: Tue, 25-Feb-86 12:19:46 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 25 12:19:46 1986
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An Eskimo fisherman was tired of freezing whenever he went out on the
sea to hunt seals and fish. In a flash of inspiration, he decided to build
a small fire in his boat to keep his feet warm. Next time he was out, he
tried this, and his craft burnt into floating cinders, proving that you
can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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(I'm not THAT Bruce Holloway, I'm the other one.)