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From: skajihar@udenva.UUCP ("Lord of Sith" Kajihara)
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Subject: Idiot Test
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Date: Thu, 27-Feb-86 18:36:22 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 27 18:36:22 1986
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In response to the Idiot Test answers, I submit these corrections (sorry
if these are repeats):

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

  First of all, one is entombed in a tomb and buried in the ground.  Also,
  both Mr. and Mrs. Ulysses S Grant are entombed in said tomb.

Which is heavier: an ounce of gold or an ounce of lead?

  Because two different systems of measure are used, these are not the same.
  Gold (and other precious metals) are measured with the troy ounce which is
  lighter than the other (begins with an 'a') system of weights.

Too add to the questions, I submit the following:

How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

What is a nickel primarily composed of?

Where was the Battle of Bunker Hill fought?


     Please don't consider the obvious.

              Scott Kajihara