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From: ben@catnip.UUCP (Bennett Broder)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Christmas joke  Offensive Language - offensive to  (rot 13)
Message-ID: <244@catnip.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 1-Mar-86 20:38:22 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  1 20:38:22 1986
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Orsber Puevfgznf, Zbz naq Qnq oevat yvggyr Wbrl gb gur znyy gb frr Fnagn.
Fnagn nfxf uvz, "Jung jbhyq lbh yvxr sbe Puevfgznf?"
Wbrl ercyvrf, "V'q yvxr n shpxvat ovplpyr"
Fnagn vf bhgentrq. "Jung!"
Wbrl ntnva fnl, "V'q yvxr n shpxvat ovplpyr"
Jryy Fnagn jbhyqa'g urer bs guvf xvaq bs ynathntr, naq tbrf bire gb gnyx
gb gur cneragf.  "Jul qb lbh yrg uvz gnyx yvxr gung?"
Gur cneragf ercyl, "Jr unir qbar rirelguvat gb gel gb znxr uvz fgbc, ohg
ur nofbyhgryl ershfrf"
Fnagn nfxf jurer gurl abeznyyl uvqr uvf cerfragf.
"Haqre gur gerr, hc va gur nggvp, be va gur pybfrg," gurl ercyl.
"Jryy," fnlf Fnagn, "V fhttrfg gung guvf lrne, lbh chg fuvg va rnpu bs
gubfr cynprf."
Wbrl'f cneragf nterr, naq gnxr Fnagn'f nqivpr.
Puevfgznf zbeavat pbzrf, naq ng 6:00nz, Wbrl pbzrf qbja gb
ybbx sbe uvf cerfragf.
Svefg ur ybbxf haqre gur gerr.  "Curj," ur fnlf.
Gura ur ybbxf va gur nggvp.  "Oyrpuuuu!"
Svanyyl, ur ybbxf va gur pybfrg.  "Rjjjjj"
Whfg gura, gur cubar evatf.  Vg vf Wbrl'f orfg sevraq Wbuaal.
Wbuaal vf guevyyrq, "V tbg n ovplpyr, n ivqrb tnzr naq n arj onfronyy tybir.
Jung qvq lbh trg?"


Wbrl ercyvrf, "V guvax n tbg n shpxvat chccl, ohg V pna'g svaq vg"

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Ben Broder
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