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From: prm@aplcen.UUCP (Paul McMullin APL x7823)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: bowling ball joke - get it right!
Message-ID: <123@aplcen.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 1-Mar-86 10:45:17 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  1 10:45:17 1986
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Organization: Johns Hopkins Univ. APL Center, Laurel, MD
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> 
> > Q. What do you call a woman who can suck a bowling ball through 50 feet of
> >    hose?
> > A. Dangerous.
> 
>   A. Darling!

After seeing this joke fifteen times in the past two weeks, I can't believe
that no-one has correctly re-posted it (altho the above starts to come close):

Q: What do you *say* to a woman who can suck a bowling ball through 50 feet of
   garden hose?

A: Marry me!