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From: mwtilden@watmath.UUCP (M.W. Tilden, Hardware)
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Subject: This...is...disgusting! - offensive to  (ROT13)
Message-ID: <1459@watmath.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 2-Mar-86 21:26:43 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar  2 21:26:43 1986
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(Ybbx ng gur 'a' xrl ng gur obggbz bs lbhe xrlobneq. Evtug gurer va gur 
zvqqyr nyzbfg. Vfa'g vg ybiryl? Fb avpr. Fb pyrna. Jbhyqa'g lbh yvxr gb
chfu vg evtug abj? Uzzzz? 'Pnhfr obl ner lbh tbaan jvfu lbh qvq nsgre nobhg
2000 be fb olgrf... )
















Qba'g fnl V qvqa'g jnea ln...























Gurer ner gurfr guerr vagreaf jub jbex va gur oebapuvny carzbavn jneq
ng gur ybpny ubfcvgny naq gb eryvir gur oberqbz gurl pbagvahnyyl
ybbx sbe jnlf gb tebff rnpu bgure bhg. Bar bs gurve zber sbhy qhgvrf
vf pbyyrpgvat nyy gur cuyrz naq fghss pbhturq hc ol gur cngvragf gb fgber
va n ynetr wne sbe yno nanylfvf.

Bar qnl, bar vagrea fnlf gb uvf pbubegf.

"Url thlf, vs V qevax gur ragver pbagragf bs guvf urer cuyrz wne va bar thyc
jung jbhyq lbh tvir zr?"

Gur bgure gjb vagreaf ybbx ng bar nabgure vaperqhybhfyl, svaqvat vg uneq
gb oryvir gur thl jbhyq rira fgneg gb tb guebhtu jvgu vg. Ohg riraghnyyl
ynl n jntre bs $1000.

Fb gur qnevat vagrea gnxrf gur wne, erzbirf gur yvq naq nsgre n zbzragf 
urfvgngvba fgnegf puhttvat njnl.

Gur bgure gjb vagreaf ner whfg pbzcyrgryl tebffrq bhg ol guvf, arire 
oryvivat vg jbhyq npghnyyl unccra naq fgneg lryyvat " FGBC! FGBC!
Sbe Tbq fnxr! Jr'yy tvir lbh gur gubhfnaq whfg FGBC EVTUG ABJ!!"

Gur guveq vagrea whfg xrrcf puhttvat njnl, nobhg n guveq bs gur jnl guebhtu.

"WRFHF!! FGBC QNZZVG! JR'YY TVIR LBH GJB GUBHFNAQ BAYL CYRNFR FGBC EVTUG
ABJ!!!

Ur whfg xrrcf puhttvat njnl..

HTU! TNJQ!! PBZ'BA JR'YY TVIR LBH SVIR GUBHFNAQ, WHFG FGBC! FGBC! FGBBBBCC!!

Ng gung zbzrag gur vagrea svavfurf gur wne naq chgf vg qbja, ybbxvat whfg
n yvggyr fvpx.

WRFHF ZNA! JR BSSRERQ LBH $5000 QBYYNEF, JUL QVQA'G LBH FGBC!?

Naq gur vagrea pyrnef uvf guebng naq fnlf...


"Jryy, V jbhyq unir, ohg vg jnf nyy bar cvrpr..."







(Rira *V* qba'g xabj jub V nz...)