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From: dave@fluke.UUCP (Dave Van Ess)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Phillipines Election
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Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 11:58:18 EST
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> 
> 	Washington (Feb. 15) -- The White House today said that it was very
> disturbed by reports that the opponent of Phillipine president Ferdinand 
> Marcos, a Mrs. Cory Aquino, has been committing massive voting fraud in an
> apparent deliberate attempt to lose the election.  The White House adds that 
> it is also puzzled by the recent mysterious rash of suicides by many of 
> her campaign workers.
> [adopted from Jay Maeder]
> -- 
> 
> 				Craig Werner
> 				!philabs!aecom!werner
> 		"The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"


I'm sick and tired of hearing about Marcos and the Phillipine election. In my
opinion, it was the best election money could buy.

					Dave Van Ess
					John Fluke Mfg Co
					Everett WA