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From: ji@garfield.columbia.edu (John Ioannidis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Mommy, Mommy jokes.  Read them if you dare.
Message-ID: <1408@garfield.columbia.edu>
Date: Sat, 1-Mar-86 21:17:48 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  1 21:17:48 1986
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Summary: YAMMJ

[ Even the line eater doesn't like these jokes any more ]

	Mommy, mommy, I don't like grandma!
	It's OK, son, you just eat your potatoes.

	Mommy, mommy, I haven't finished playing with grandpa
	SHUT UP AND PUT THE BONES BACK IN THE DRAWER

	Mommy, mommy, how far is China?
	SHUT UP AND START SWIMMING
	

#include <appropriate_disclaimers>

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