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From: charles@geops.UUCP (Bad Charles)
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Subject: Jokes - offensive to Absolutely Everyone (rot 13)
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Date: Fri, 28-Feb-86 11:45:16 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 28 11:45:16 1986
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D.  Jul qvqa'g Wrfhf tb gb pbyyrtr?
N.  Orpnhfr ur tbg anvyrq ba gur obneqf.

D.  Jul unira'g gurl sbhaq n pher sbe NVQF lrg?
N.  Gurl unira'g svtherq bhg n jnl gb ohgg-shpx gur zvpr.

D.  Jung qb lbh pnyy n fubeg Zrkvpna?
N.  N fcrpx.

D.  Jung qb lbh pnyy n sng Puvarfr?
N.  N puhax.

D.  Jul qb lbh chg n onol va n oyraqre srrg svefg?
N.  Fb lbh pna jngpu vgf rkcerffvba.

D.  Ubj qb lbh fgbc n wrjvfu tvey sebz shpxvat lbh?
N.  Zneel ure.

D.  Ubj qb lbh shpx n sng jbzna?
N.  Ebyy ure va sybhe naq nvz sbe gur jrg fcbg.

D.  Jung qb lbh pnyy n oynpx Serapuzna?
N.  Wnpdhrf Phfgbqvna.

D.  Jung qbrf na ryrcunag hfr sbe n ivoengbe?
N.  Na rcvyrcgvp.

D.  Jul qb oynpx crbcyr xrrc puvpxraf va gurve lneqf?
N.  Gb grnpu gurve puvyqera ubj gb jnyx.

D.  Ubj qb lbh trg Wrfhf gb pebff gur ebnq?
N.  Anvy uvz gb n puvpxra.

D.  Jung'f ovt naq terra naq unf 16 gvgf?
N.  Gur qhzcfgre ng gur Znlb Pyvavp Pnapre Pragre.

D.  Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n Cbyvfu jbzna naq n ubpxrl tbnyvr?
N.  N ubpxrl tbnyvr punatrf uvf cnqf rirel guerr crevbqf.

		     Puneyrf R. Pnzvfn