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From: maxg@tekig4.UUCP (Max Guernsey)
Newsgroups: net.politics,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Political Quote of the Month
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Date: Sun, 2-Mar-86 12:36:53 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar  2 12:36:53 1986
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In article <2445@sdcc6.UUCP> ix742@sdcc6.UUCP (James Hayes) writes:
>msb@lsuc.UUCP (Mark Brader) writes in article <1135@lsuc.UUCP>:
>>
>>I heard this at nth-hand (n>3), so I hope it isn't from a broadcast
>>medium where you've all heard it...
>>
>>Ronald Reagan, Mikhail Gorbachev, and Ferdinand Marcos are on an
>>airplane, which suffers total engine failure.  There is only one
>>parachute for the three of them.
>>
>>Reagan says:  "I am the President of the United States.  If I am killed,
>>the entire free world will mourn for me.  I should have the parachute."
>>
>>Gorbachev says:  "Who cares about the capitalists?  I am I killed, the
>>entire communist world will mourn for me.  I should have the parachute."
>>
>>And Marcos says:  "Why don't we vote on it?"
>>
>
>Marcos won 435 to 12.

Everyone knows it was 435 to 0