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From: tif@gamma.UUCP (Barbara Charles)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: another new joke
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Date: Mon, 3-Mar-86 16:18:47 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  3 16:18:47 1986
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Probably should be rotated, but I don't know how.  No flames please!

Have you heard this one!!

One morning a mother was making her children breakast.  Her son's box of
bee-bee's (as in gun) was on the kitchen counter and she accidently knocked
it over into the oatmeal she was making.  She tried her best to get all the
bee-bees out of the oatmeal and she thought she had succeeded.

A little later on in the morning, her daughter came running into the kitchen
crying "Mommy, mommy, I just pee-pee'd a bee-bee."  The mother looked alarm
but since the little girl seemed alright, she said "Don't worry, it won't
happen again."  A little later on the little girl comes in again and says
"Mommy, Mommy, I pee-pee'd another bee-bee."  The mother thought to herself
Well she's still alright, so she said "It's o.k., it probably won't happen
again.  Well, a little later on the little girl comes in again and says
"Mommy, Mommy, I pee-pee'd another bee-bee.  The mother said, "O.K., that's
GOT to be the last one.

Later on, as the mother is going up the stairs, she sees her teen-age son
leaning against the wall, looking very, very, very confused and anxious.
She says "What's the matter, Bob?"  And Bob said, "Gee, I don't know Mom,
but I was just in my room jerking off and I shot the dog!

	             I thought it was funny!!!