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From: cballantyne@watdragon.UUCP (cballantyne)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: joke
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Date: Tue, 4-Mar-86 15:45:27 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar  4 15:45:27 1986
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Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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This is a *true* story.

Once upon a time, here at the U of W, a biology professor stumbled upon the
secret of cloning humans. He thought this would be great; his clone could do
the lecturing while he did whatever it is that biology profs do for fun. 

Anyways, the clone was up at the front of the class, and the prof was in
the audience monitoring the clones performance. The clone stopped lecturing
and began using language that would make a truck driver blush. Well, our
hero of the story runs up to the front of the class, and in an in the heat
of the moment strikes the clone. As the clone fell, it hit its head and 
died.

The police studied the situation; a person was murdered here, but can one
be charged with killing your own clone? Finally, the boys in blue decided
to charge the prof with

MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL =:-)

You can flame me all you want, I have my souvenier heat tile !

						CS Ballantyne