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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Erections
Message-ID: <821@cylixd.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 4-Mar-86 10:21:18 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar  4 10:21:18 1986
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In article <291@tolerant.UUCP> kathy@tolerant.UUCP (Kathy Kister) writes:
>In Phoenix AZ there is a company called  Machine Erections. 
>Never actually saw one, though.   

You should have seen the look on my co-worker's face when I told her
I got an erector set for Christmas. I then went on to explain that it
was one of my favourite childhood toys, and I wanted one for Christmas
to remember what it was like.

True story (?): At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to
the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?"
The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "before
bleakfast."

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Dave Kirby    ( ...!ihnp4!akgua!cylixd!dave)