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From: sorgatz@ttidcc.UUCP ( Avatar)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Heaven, Hell, and Europe...
Message-ID: <200@ttidcc.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 4-Mar-86 17:03:39 EST
Article-I.D.: ttidcc.200
Posted: Tue Mar  4 17:03:39 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 7-Mar-86 05:09:08 EST
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Reply-To: sorgatz@ttidcb.UUCP (Erik Sorgatz - Avatar)
Organization: Transaction Technology, Inc. (CitiCorp), Santa Monica
Lines: 30
Keywords: Heaven, Hell and the American Tourist!
Summary: The way I heard it...

< munch! gobble! chomp! chew! Why don't "THEY" fix this bug? >
 In Heaven;

   The British are the Police,
   The French are the Cooks,
   The Germans are the Auto Mechanics,
   The Italians are the Lovers,
   The Swiss are the Bankers,
   ..and the Americans are the Tourists.

 But in Hell;

   The Germans are the Police,
   The British are the Cooks,
   The French are the Auto Mechanics,
   The Swiss are the Lovers,
   The Italians are the Bankers,
   ..and the Americans are the Tourists!

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Erik K. Sorgatz                                                KB6LUY!
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